Except for maybe one spot, I doubt you'd be able to tell anything had been cut. What's left is all the funny stuff (and still a good amount of lame stuff). The stupidest characters are left (mostly) on the cutting room floor. Gone are many nauseating running jokes and crude humor that falls flat. He doesn't turn it into Shakespeare or anything.) Thankfully the MWRK Cut is miles above the theatrical. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I enjoy Adam Sandler movies and I don't give a damn if you don't like him. I mean damn, I did a full-length podcast style commentary with g1orkatsos examining his filmography. ![]() There's something about the man that I find funny. But even the worst ones are still enjoyable. The man has made a lot of really funny movies. ![]() I consider myself an Adam Sandler apologist. Rupert Holmes's 'Pina Colada' song plays after 'Sentimental Lady'. Lenny's burpsnart cut out, replaced with Bob Welch's 'Sentimental Lady' playing as camera zooms out of house and fades to black.ĥ0. Lenny makes up with Roxanne afterwards,Ĥ9. Steve Buscemi's laugh at the end of the fight cut.Ĥ8. Minor cut - Shaq's lame 'don't hit me!' line cut.Ĥ7. No more vomiting, no more Swardson making out with the dog.Ĥ6. Swardson's and fitness trainer's fight scene completely cut. Ronnie's biting gag cut down, except for once during the yoga scene earlier.Ĥ5. Swardson's Fraternity line and Buscemi's 'I hate white people' lines cut.Ĥ4. Lenny's unfunny pretend-provocation largely cut down during Steve Austin's onnfrontation at the party.Ĥ3. Bumpty and Tim Meadows's rap/beatboxing and their 'whaaaat's afterward completely cut.Ĥ2. Cheri Orteri's 'I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!' and Steve Buscemi's lame unfunny hip-hop slang lines are cut.Ĥ0. The stupid parts of Lenny trying to force his daughter to go to sleep cut.ģ9. Burpsnarts completely cut in this film.ģ8. Kevin James's burpsnart after Bean plays the keyboard like a maistro cut. Swardson's Boy-George gay convo with 'Stud-muffin/fitness trainer' left it, but trimmed after 'GOD he's hot!'ģ7. That whole scene in its entirety is just not right.ģ6. Spade licking muscular lady's biceps cut, just ends with him biting it. Tim Meadows's wife's 'whaaaaaat' after Rock's black muppet line cut.ģ5. Kevin James breaking a table while standing on it - cut.ģ4. Bumpty free styling on his date completely cut.ģ3. Steve Buscemi's 'party 80s style' line cut - One second he's pissed, the other he's excited about the party, the next he's pissed again. Bumpty's 'Whaaaaaat' after Rock throws coke in his face cut.ģ1. Everyone trying to explain what a burp-snart is, completely cutģ0. Frat Boys interrogating Rock's son trimmed to cut 'drinking and driving' line by Steve Buscemi.Ģ9. Keithie rugby scene slightly trimmed to cut 'Don't tell your motherrrrr'.Ģ8. Frat boys finding their HQ vandalised trimmed slightly.Ģ7. ![]() Higgins tire sequence slightly trimmed to completely cut Swardon's unfunny park scene.Ģ6. Higgins and muscular lady argument in garage trimmed.Ģ5. Principle's belly button 'fruit loop?!' left in because it could not be cut.Ģ4. Swardson left in because he could not be cut without causing awkward jumps in ballet music track.Ģ2. Ballet show scene slightly trimmed - Jon Lovitz completely cut. Ass-showing coach's rope climbing and Bumpty's idiotic retort cut.ġ9. Tim Meadows's 'whaaat's reduced to just one time, jokes re-arranged, Chris Rock strangling Tim Meadows is cut.ġ8. ![]() All of Swardson's Kmart sequences cut.ġ7. Also cut is muscular lady's jock-strap joke.ġ6. Jon Lovitz's pervy yoga sequence entirely cut. Minor cut - Adam Sandler accelerating the bus to have Swardson thrown head-first into the rear door of the bus.ġ5. Swardon being played like a puppet in the bus driver's seat cut.ġ4. Swardson snoring and eating cheetos stuck up his nose all cut.ġ3. Nick Swardson's painfully unfunny intro trimmed because it could not be cut entirely.ġ2. Minor trims - 'Later hiccups' and Sandler's deer reference during conversation about Greg asking his crush out, cut.ĩ. Chris Rock's unfunny 'Nicki Minaj implant' joke cut. The Lamensoff household sequence untouched.ħ. Shortened Deer pissing, no shower masturbating and Roxanne pointing at her son's genitals, no deer eating food, all of chubby postman's lines cut, no Salma Hayek bra jokes.Ħ. 'The Grounded Cut' added to title card.ĥ. Van Halen's 'Summer Nights' added to intro shot of village and the Feder house.Ĥ. Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison Productions intro.ģ. Fan Edit disclaimer added at the beginning.Ģ.
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